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🚀 I help Scrum Masters, Product Owners and Product Managers Grow w/ Books, Classes, Courses, and Community. 📖 Author of the ”Scrum Anti-Patterns Guide;” 🏅Trainer at Scrum.org ⬇️ Book a 1-on-1 to discuss opportunities!

How to Best Sabotage a #ScrumMaster? 😈  Unleash your inner #DarthVader with 44 proven tactics from the best students of dozens of Scrum Master classes.   One of my favorite exercises from my Professional Scrum Master classes is how to best sabotage a Scrum Master as a member of the middle management.   The exercise rules are simple:   • You’re not allowed to use any form of illegal activity. • So, outsourcing the task to a bunch of outlaws is out of the question. • Instead, you can only use culturally acceptable practices within your organization.   Discover 44 tried-and-tested strategies spanning these categories:   (1) Messing with the Scrum Framework in General (2) Metrics & Reporting (3) Scrum Team Building & Management (4) Work Organization (5) Flow of Information (6) Scrum Events & Other Meetings.

Brandon Montgomery MBA - PMP®

I instill storytelling principles that elevates project engagement from stakeholders to teams members that drives project excellence

2mo

SMs are sometimes required to collect work hours??? Is this primary school? 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾

Petra Bäumer

Agile Coach, Scrum Master

2mo

Hmm…. warum nur treibt mir die Kategorie „Metrics & Reporting“ ein superfettes Grinsen ins Gesicht??🤔🤷🏼♀️

Nabin Chaudhary

Agilist | Project Manager,Scrum Master at Infinite Software Services Nepal | Certified SAFe®6 Advanced Scrum Master | Certified SAFe®6 SP | Agile Methodologies | US Health Care | Leadership | Team Coach

2mo

Just curious Stefan Wolpers Don't you think that Matrices and reporting are important? Except the points you have mentioned in the Metrics and Reporting slide. I feel those are too micro managing.

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Nicholas Gabrichidze

Agile consultant and Facilitator. Scrum Master. Product owner

2mo

Mutiple Product owners for one Product backlog is for some reason a favorite thing. Go figure why.

Alison Braun

Agile Coach, Solutions Architect, Rock Photographer

1mo

Stefan Wolpers every other week I give learning presentations to my client teams. Different subjects. Antipatterns is always my most attended.

Jamie Kriegel

Professional Scrum Master | Founder, Scrum Masters of the Universe | Scrum Mastery Pathway Guide | Dysfunction Mapping Registered Coach | Agile Enthusiast | Helping Build Courageous, Passionate Teams

2mo

I always love the data made possible with Triz or Reverse Brainstorming. Just shifting the focus a bit reveals the unexpected which makes for brilliant aha moments 💡 Cheers Stefan Wolpers! Thanks for Sharing!

David Erskine-Shaw

IT Delivery Professional | Agile, Scrum l agile-d.uk

2mo

Kiran Mistry 🤣🤣🤣

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